You Know When. . .

You are Spending Way too Much Time in Office . . .
. . . when you see a buffalo on the road, note its sad expression, and remark to your friend, "That buffalo looks like its project manager has asked it to double its milk output on one-fourth the earlier allotment of hay and to do it twice in a day. Sad, na?"

Your Family has Really Low Expectations From you . . .
. . . when you shave your beard for the first time in four months and the family thinks it is an occasion worth celebrating. "We never know when you will do something as worthwhile," the head of the family helpfully remarks.

You are a Loser . . .
. . . when you have nothing to blog about and yet blog about sad buffaloes, shaved beards, announce to the world your "general loserliness" and expect readers to come back to your blog for more.