Rediff does the predictable and inflicts a desi version of Brangelina and TomKat on its poor readers. Rediff invites us to proffer advice to "this generation's golden couple" Abhiwarya. Ladies and gentlemen, we have India's first celebrity couple portmanteau.
Expect the other MSM to follow suit.
It is one of those moments I wish I had a sledgehammer handy. Or a chainsaw.
So will Abhiwarya make it to this page?
Update: Amit Varma's fears have come true.