A Little Birdie Whispered in Schumacher's Ear. . .

. . . Drive faster Ralf, drive faster! You have eighteen cars ahead of you.

The next time Ralf Schumacher takes his new Formula One car out for a spin, a little bird on his flank will be urging him on to go faster and faster.

That's our dear old Times of India on the two-year deal that Fly Kingfisher has signed with Formula One team Panasonic Toyota Racing.

Immensely evocative imagery that. Much joy happens.