Friday, June 10, 2005

Why One Should Never Visit a 5 Star Hotel

Question: What would you like to have. . .Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?
Answer: Tea please.
Question: Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea, or green tea ?
Answer: Ceylon tea.
Question: How would you like it ? Black or white?
Answer: White.
Question: Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk.
Answer: With milk.
Question: Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk.
Answer: With cow milk please.
Question: Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?
Answer: Um, I'll take it black.
Question: Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?
Answer: With sugar.
Question: Beet sugar or cane sugar?
Answer: Cane sugar.
Question: White, brown, or yellow sugar?
Answer: Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead.
Question: Mineral water or still water?
Answer: Mineral water.
Question: Flavored or non-flavored?
Answer: I'll rather die of thirst.

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