Much has been said about Sourav Ganguly's decline as a test-match batsman. He is now booed by crowds when he comes out to bat and when he departs - which is immediately.
Ganguly's test batting has now become a joke. Read this popular email fwd.:
4 simple steps to cook Maggie Noodles:
Step 1: Boil one cup of water
Step 2: As soon as Ganguly steps on the field to bat, put the noodles in the boiling water and put the tastemaker.
Step 3: Stir till Ganguly is on field.
Step 4: As soon as Ganguly is back in pavilion, your noodles are ready to eat.